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Top 10 Reasons Why I Will Never Do 100% of the Reading I’m Supposed to Do in College

10. Lack of Motivation Amongst My Friends: My friends are some of the least motivated people I’ve ever met, spending much of their time playing video games. As a result, I often feel justified taking a break or two…or three…

9. Amount of Reading I Have to Do: So many of my teachers assign absurd amounts of reading. Do they really expect us to do all of it?

8. Food Coma: I eat. I eat a lot. This is because I like food. I like food a lot. I eat too much and end up having to take…

7. Naps: Ever wanted to take a 15 minute nap that turned into a 3 hour nap? Happens all the time.

6. Music: Much of my time is just sitting on my ass listening to music. Of course, you also have to take into consideration the time I spend at record stores and bookstores for music.

5. Sporcle: I would like to make a special shout-out to Kayleigh Roberts for introducing me to Sporcle. I have wasted countless hours on this ridiculously addictive game site.

4. After Hours Movies: The video store a few blocks down where I can get just about any movie I want. I take pride in the fact that the person who works there knows my name now. They have one section where the movies are cutely organized by director. That makes me happy.

3. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: I must watch his show every day because there are few things funnier than a man with a Scottish accent. Then after that, might as well watch The Daily Show, right? I mean that’s only…1.5 hours total out of my day.

2. Stupid Lists: ‘Nuff Said

1. Lack of Motivation: I have a tendency to blame the other factors on this list as if they were animate things, actively trying to bring me down. However, when it comes down to it, the blame is all on me.

Now back to watching Craig Ferguson…